Talk is Cheap, Lies are Expensive

When I grow up, I want to be awesome like Michael J. Fox.

I was creeping on facebook and found this. It made me smile.

Three guys are in a cafe.
One says, "I've got the smallest arm in the world!"
Another says, "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
The last one says, "I'm the most musically talented in the world!"
The three guys go to Guinness World Records.
One goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE HELL is My Chemical Romance!?

I'm aware that that is uber cheesy, but I liked it.
The impact that band has had on me is literally indescribable.
I promise you, Gerard Way is one of my biggest heroes.

"You're beautiful the way you are. Keep it ugly."

I wish some of my friends could see them as I see them. I love all of them so much. It hurts when they can't understand how wonderful they truly are. You are my friends for a reason.

THAT AND SOME PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

LULZ SRSLY GUYZ. You are my friends. And I love you all.

It's raining. And I don't have too much homework. So I think I'm just going to curl up with my snuggie and watch youtube videos. It's all #eggsandbacon.

My mood swings are so drastic. Dear god. But I'm seriously loving life right now. It's pretty legit. Just kidding. I hate that saying.

When you say something is "legit", you're saying it is not illegitimate.
So don't use the saying wrong. I find it quite irksome.

LOOK AT THIS! MY FAVORITE BOOK EVER IS TOTALLY A MUSICAL! FUCK YES!
I literally have no clue what the plot line is. Or where the "musical" part comes in. But I have such a deep love of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland that I'm sure it's amazing.




I must go om nom nom some dinner food. My tummy has the rumblies. I leave you with this. It's one of the songs off of the album you've been waiting for your entire life. You just didn't know it yet.

It's like if you mix sex, chocolate, snuggies, Brendon Urie, and all else that is good in this world, mash it all together, and compile it into a cd, this is what you get. But I digress.

I PRESENT: AWOLNATION.

Sit. Listen. Eargasm.



When I listen to this album I just feel like AD;FNSA;LFKJWEOIRJASLKFJASLFWOEIURSLJD!

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